Terms of Service

1. This Is 100% a Joke

WealthLink is not a real trading platform. There is no real money, no real stocks, and no actual investment opportunities. Everything you see here is for entertainment purposes only. So, please don't quit your job, sell your house, or make any financial decisions based on what happens here.

2. No Liability, No Regrets

By using WealthLink, you acknowledge that:

  1. We take zero responsibility for any losses, emotional distress, or existential crises that may occur while using this platform.
  2. If you spam your friends with referral links and they get mad at you, that's on you.
  3. If your “portfolio” crashes, please remember it was never real to begin with.
  4. If you somehow manage to make money off this (against all odds), good for you, but we still owe you nothing.

3. Absolutely No Legal Standing

  1. This is not a financial service, not an MLM, not a Ponzi scheme (well, maybe a parody of one), and not regulated by anything, anywhere.
  2. Any resemblance to real financial systems is purely coincidental (or hilariously intentional).
  3. You can't sue us, even if your fake stocks crash to zero.

4. Play Fair, Have Fun, Don't Be Weird

  1. Don't cheat, hack, or exploit the system, it's fake money, after all.
  2. Don't take this too seriously, or you might need to touch some grass.
  3. If you're having fun, that's great. If you're getting mad at fake stocks, maybe step away from the screen for a bit.

5. AI Probably Helped Write This, and That's Okay

  1. At some point, artificial intelligence was probably involved in writing this, generating ideas, or structuring parts of the platform.
  2. If you're cool with that, great! If not, well...
  3. Either way, AI didn't create the scammy vibes, that was all us.

6. We Can Shut This Down Whenever We Feel Like It

  1. If at any point we decide that WealthLink has run its course, we reserve the right to shut it all down, reset everything, and laugh about it.
  2. If you lose your hard-earned fake fortune, we don't owe you a thing.

By Using WealthLink, You Agree to These Terms

If you're still here after reading this, congratulations! You understand the joke. Now go out there and recruit some friends, trade some fake stocks, and enjoy the absurdity of it all.